1. The Court of Pluto

It was a dark and stormy night...

The Hoo family stood on trial at the cold Pluto Supreme Court. Ah-moe, 7.4, the head of the family stood at the center of the five people. To his right, his wife Ah-pui, 7, and his eldest son Ah-moo, 3. To his left, his son Ah-mo, 2.8, and daughter Ah-mui, 2.4.

"Hoo Ah-moe! Why have you chosen to abandon the many years of Pluto tradition?! You have disgraced us all with your actions! We, Plutonians, have always maintained a good record of intelligence. Your fore fathers have all been people of great intelligence... Especially me!" boomed Hoo Ah-mooe, the judge of the court session, and the self-declared President/King of Pluto.

"Why oh why do I have such a stupid son like you?" he sighed in resignation, "Not a hint of intelligence after so long... And now even naming your sons wrongly?! Do you have an answer??"

(Footnote: This is Pluto, we must remember, and here, Plutonians grow up quickly, reaching their teens within 3 Plutonian years, but retain their youth for a much longer period. So in comparison, though Ah-moe is much older than his children, he still retains the unpolished look of a teenager, looking only slightly older than Ah-moo.)