18. Medical Mayhem

"I'm sorry miss, you're not supposed to be moving around... And NO SPITTING PRRREASE!" the nurse ended off with a howl.

Piak... A horrible glob of saliva plastered the face of the nurse. Icky, gooey, and unbelieveably smelly, the nurse threw up at once, before passing flat out. What she didn't know was that Plutonian spit usually clings for a Plutonian day (6 Earth days), makes everything taste like styrofoam for half a year and gives you bad breath for a year.

The silence in the hospital was broken by screams of terror as Ah-mo broke out of the operating theatre. He had apparently emptied the contents of the anesthetic cylinder in the operating theatre, knocking everyone out cold. He was now running amok through a corridor, clobbering people (and things in general) with a reflex hammer in his right hand, throwing syringes around with his left, and squirting people full of glucose from bags squashed under his arm pits.

"硬硬er! Humph!" Ah-mo shouted gleefully as his pounded his own head with the reflex hammer.

"亮亮er!好看er! Humph!" Ah-moe joined in, as he shot another laser beam into his eye, taking a piece of the wall behind him. He had dragged the portable laser equipment out with him, together with a bunch of other medical equipment. Some say he had a chainsaw in his other hand, but of course, no one stayed to find out.

"Call security! Call security! The aliens are loose!"